New and improved! 2009 is shaping up to be Chicken Fried Radio's fourth year yet! Visit our newly upgraded message board, purchase all new swag from our swag shop, and listen to episodes in our all new format!* (*The same format, but less often, apparently.)
Looking for a bi-weekly dose of smart, weird, irreverent, fast-paced, PODCAST humor? You've found it! CHICKEN FRIED RADIO features the continuing misadventures of T.E., Ryan, Christian and Abbie, 4 Austin, Texas hipsters. Tune in as they deconstruct the week's weird news items, review websites from the internet's seedy back alleys, and indulge in the occasional political rant. Now with 14% more poop jokes!
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Mon, 23 November 2009  I took it upon myself to update this. Folks, Christian here. T.E., Ryan, and Abbie have other things to do with their busy, busy selves. Although CFR may be on "extended hiatus," you Peckers were my very reason for existing. Yes, you heard me right; I'm dead now.That is, my body has become obsolete, and I exist now as a purely video image. Ladies and gents a gift: Crackhead Cosby (played by me) for the nascent TV show/vidcast Austin Rodeo Show. Also, even though the CFR board may be down and out, our Facebook page thrives. And, of course, there's Austin Rodeo Show. We should get together again sometime. --Christian Huey, Jackass. 2009.11.22 Comments[0] |
Tue, 30 June 2009
NURSE: Doctor! Doctor! The patient! It's... it's... MOVING!
DOCTOR: Nurse, don't waste my time. The patient's been unresponsive for months. Some of us think it's not even alive any more. NURSE: No, really! I think it's waking up! DOCTOR: Don't be ridicul- CFR: Arrrghgggllle... bleeeeaaaaaarrrrrghhh... gaaaaaaaaaah! DOCTOR: Sweet mother of god! It's alive! IT'S ALIVE! NURSE: Oh, look! Is it trying to... stand up? Oh, I'm going to help it. DOCTOR: Nurse, don't! Stand back! Don't get too- NURSE: AHHHHH! AHHHHH! IT HAS MY ARM! IT HAS MY- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! CFR: Nom nom nom. DOCTOR: Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Somebody help! SOMEBODY HELP! ITS... IT'S EATING HER FACE! CFR: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's Chicken Fried Radio! This episode is as long as it is and there may or may not be a song at the end. Welcome back. Now suck it. |
Wed, 18 March 2009 It's the -Potpourri of Poop- episode, and at a whopping hour and a half, this ill-conceived audio extravaganza will block your colon like a block of finely aged government cheese. It rambles, veers off on wild tangents, and provides a rare T.E./Ryan role reversal of truth. Enjoy it while you can, sickos. |
Wed, 11 February 2009 It's the -Put THIS In Your Mouth Episode- episode! Yes friends, CFR is back... kind of like that case of herpes that flares up when you least expect it! This episode is all about food, glorious food! It's a double episode, each in HALF the time of a normal length episode! It contains something for everybody, including the scat man as we revisit the most notorious video of 2008 a year late. All this and more on a Very Special CFR. This one clocks in at 1 hour and 3 minutes. The song at the end is -Worm Food- by Ruth Theodore. |
Mon, 15 December 2008  After a long unannounced hiatus, during which the US elected a president and our entire financial system melted down into a puddle of FAIL, CFR returns with the -I F***ed Your Sister in the A** Episode- episode! Yes, we left Ryan in charge of naming this one. It's all about manly men and men things and ball scratching and explosions and testosteroni. And penis snatchers.The opus runs about 72 minutes. The song at the end is -A Skit that Christian Forgot to Bring to the Recording- by, um, Christian. |
