Attention all mechapeckers!  It's been two years to the day since we last engaged in a self-congratulatory clip show, and frankly that is unacceptable.  Remember way back, when grains were kept whole?  When Uncle Ryan was around, and the idea of live broadcasts still sounded like a good idea?

It's the "Least Worst of CFR, Volume 3," wherein we meet the penis pump judge, learn what life would be like without the cow, and finally uncover the secrets of cult control.  All best bits from Episodes 30-44 for your listening pleasure.

This episode will occupy 77 minutes of brain space, and maybe, just maybe, teach you how to love.  The song is "Robots" by Flight of the Conchords.

Check out our website, forum, wiki, and swag store, not to mention our brand spanking new free ringtones from Myxer.com.

You've come a long way, baby! As promised in an earlier episode, here it is at last. For those new to the show, you'll be surprised to find that CFR's original format was somewhat thoughtful, occasionally erudite, and featured 34% fewer F-bombs. Listen as T.E. patronizes Ryan! Hear Ryan challenge T.E.'s chauvinism! Learn about Dead Groovy!

This was recorded way back in August 2005, when hurricane Katrina was a petite tropical storm, and there were only 12 Scary Movie sequels! It's about exactly an hour, and fills up 13.6 megs of your hard drive.

Check out our website, our forum, our wiki, our cafepress swag, our myspace page, and download ringtones from myxer.com!

It's the -Guilty Pleasures- episode! This time around, we talk about the things we love. Did I say love? I meant, that stuff, uh, sucks. Yeah, we don't like that stuff. It's, um, dumb and terrible and bad and- oh, who are we kidding? We love dreck and cheeze and crap!

This episode clocks in at 70 minutes. The song is -Barbie Girl- by Aqua. The enhanced podcast pictures are all furry and lovable. Oh, except that ONE.

It's the "CFR Sketches Compilation: part II!" It's the best of Crackhead Cosby, Coach Miller, Officer Trevino, Floofy, and all the others. Compiled from January 2007 to March 2008, this compilation includes every sketch the Jackasses recorded from episode 60 to episode 71. It's 55 minutes and 19 megs. For all you neo-Luddites, we're posting it as an old-school .mp3 file.
Don't forget to check out the ever-expanding wiki page here, and buy some non-useless CFR swag here!

It's the "CFR Rummage Sale" epsiode! Chicken Fried Radio cleans out the basement with leftover links and random unstructured statements that have no unifying theme. So, yeah... pretty much your standard-issue CFR episode.

This one clocks in at 61 minutes. The song at the end is "CFR Is Back" by Mayhem.

News! March was a banner month for CFR, just 2008 is beginning to look like the year we're finally gonna "turn the corner!"

Past *Our enhanced podcasts with images galore have been well-received, even though there seem to be some of you who don't know how to download codecs... :)

Present *April's "Pecker of the Month" is BrandNameCommercial! BNC developed a slew of CFR print ads that the Jackasses plastered all over downtown Austin during SXSW!

*We just debuted "Livin' the Dream," hosted by revver.com. Over 600 views as of March 31.

*Brand new, ginormous wiki at wiki.chickenfriedradio.com. More info about CFR than I know!

*Brand new, ginormous merch at www.cafepress.com/chickenfriedrad

*Podcastalley hates us more than ever. We're #7 in comedy, and about to put out a cigarette on the butt of Keith and the Girl!

Future *May 3, 2008 will find the Jackasses at San Antonio's PodCamp, starting at 8 AM. We'll probably still be drunk from the night before.

*TE will be reposting our very first shows during "off" weeks starting very soon.

*Just as soon as we get the code up, we're gonna start the I Has Canned Cheezburger-o-Meter, to raise funds for a website overhaul.

Other News *Abbie and Reuben have written a feature-length script, and are well into preproduction on the project.

It's a great time to be a creator and consumer of podcast comedy, and guess what? I'm typing this while at work!

Catch ya later, flatulators.

--Xian 2008.03.31

Six months late, but here it is, the first official Chicken Fried Radio vidcast. This release format is still in its experimental stages. BTW, each time you view one of our videos, we get a pinky nail closer to quitting our dayjobs.

Enjoy!

On July 7, 2007, Xian and Abbey tied the knot.  T.E. busted out his Swiss Army knife and sliced through it, which was good, since the knot was in Abbey's puppet hair.  Also, Ryan later serenaded us, Finn officiated, Reuben showed up for the free food and booze, and Craig looked on in horror.  It's the Jackass Wedding Spectacular '07 video, now available as an .mp4 for play on your iPod or portable media player of your choice.

It's the PSP Episode! But it's not what you're thinking, see. PSP stands for Public Safety Professionals! This one's all about cops, medics, and studly, incredibly attractive firefighters! No cats were dropped in the making of this episode.

This one runs about 62 minutes. The song at the end is "TSA Gangstaz" by, um, TSA Gangstaz. As an added bonus, EVERY IMAGE in our enhanced podcast is by T.E.'s favorite artist, Mark Ryden.

No one's yet complained about Christian using this RSS feed to pimp his college film school projects, so here's another!

Set in primitive times, circa 1997, Stupid and Lazy get carjacked was the brainchild of Christian Huey, Chris Kotrla, and Mark Henkin. So far the only access even we have to this video is through youtube (don't ask). Here's the link, in case you wanna see how hunky Christian was before his metabolism slowed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2fSylctYbo&feature=related