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Looking for a bi-weekly dose of smart, weird, irreverent, fast-paced, PODCAST humor? You've found it! CHICKEN FRIED RADIO features the continuing misadventures of T.E., Ryan, Christian and Abbie, 4 Austin, Texas hipsters. Tune in as they deconstruct the week's weird news items, review websites from the internet's seedy back alleys, and indulge in the occasional political rant. Now with 14% more poop jokes!
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Tue, 30 June 2009
NURSE: Doctor! Doctor! The patient! It's... it's... MOVING!
DOCTOR: Nurse, don't waste my time. The patient's been unresponsive for months. Some of us think it's not even alive any more. NURSE: No, really! I think it's waking up! DOCTOR: Don't be ridicul- CFR: Arrrghgggllle... bleeeeaaaaaarrrrrghhh... gaaaaaaaaaah! DOCTOR: Sweet mother of god! It's alive! IT'S ALIVE! NURSE: Oh, look! Is it trying to... stand up? Oh, I'm going to help it. DOCTOR: Nurse, don't! Stand back! Don't get too- NURSE: AHHHHH! AHHHHH! IT HAS MY ARM! IT HAS MY- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! CFR: Nom nom nom. DOCTOR: Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Somebody help! SOMEBODY HELP! ITS... IT'S EATING HER FACE! CFR: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's Chicken Fried Radio! This episode is as long as it is and there may or may not be a song at the end. Welcome back. Now suck it. |
Wed, 18 March 2009 It's the -Potpourri of Poop- episode, and at a whopping hour and a half, this ill-conceived audio extravaganza will block your colon like a block of finely aged government cheese. It rambles, veers off on wild tangents, and provides a rare T.E./Ryan role reversal of truth. Enjoy it while you can, sickos. |
Wed, 11 February 2009 It's the -Put THIS In Your Mouth Episode- episode! Yes friends, CFR is back... kind of like that case of herpes that flares up when you least expect it! This episode is all about food, glorious food! It's a double episode, each in HALF the time of a normal length episode! It contains something for everybody, including the scat man as we revisit the most notorious video of 2008 a year late. All this and more on a Very Special CFR. This one clocks in at 1 hour and 3 minutes. The song at the end is -Worm Food- by Ruth Theodore. |
Mon, 15 December 2008  After a long unannounced hiatus, during which the US elected a president and our entire financial system melted down into a puddle of FAIL, CFR returns with the -I F***ed Your Sister in the A** Episode- episode! Yes, we left Ryan in charge of naming this one. It's all about manly men and men things and ball scratching and explosions and testosteroni. And penis snatchers.The opus runs about 72 minutes. The song at the end is -A Skit that Christian Forgot to Bring to the Recording- by, um, Christian. |
Sat, 25 October 2008 It's the -I'll Give You Something to Suck On- episode! This one essentially serves as Ryan's personal therapy session as we discuss the whys, wherefores, and whences of that harsh mistress, Nicotine. This episode runs about 58 minutes. The song at the end is -Candy Cigarette- by the Presidents of the United States of America. |
Wed, 8 October 2008 It's the -$700 Billion Episode- episode! This time around we tackle bailouts, tax breaks, ladylove economy, and what it all means for the little people. Hey, finances = fun in our book! Right? Uh, right? Guys? This episode is almost exactly 60 minutes long. The song at the end is -Folsom Prison Blues- by Johnny Cash. |
Wed, 24 September 2008 It's the -Autoerotica- episode! This week it's all cars, horseless chariots, and vehicular madness. And sticking rods up your urethra, of course. You sick Peckers will love it! If you haven't already, join the Peckerhead Army, virtually travel to foreign lands, meet interesting people, and viciously mock them on our messageboards at chickenfriedradio.com! This episode runs about 67 minutes long. The song at the end is -Nitro Burnin' Funny Cars- by the Dead Milkmen. |
Wed, 10 September 2008 It's the -A Modest Episode Episode-! We discuss all things irony and
satire, lament our lack of links, and call it a day. Frankly, this
one's pretty perfunctory, save for the impromptu ice battle somewhere
in there. And no, geeks, we're not talking about anything Hoth-related,
we promise. Hang in there! Next episode is bound to be better, right? RIGHT? It's all about, um, cars. Anyway, this one clocks in at about an hour. The song at the end is -At a Medium Pace- by Opera Man. Good night, and good luck. |
Thu, 14 August 2008 It's the -Voltron of Doom- episode! Yes folks, the long-rumored on-again off-again affair that seems somehow to have been associated with the near total annihilation of the CFR universe is finally ready to be revealed! Run a stake through its heart, this episode is FINALLY dead. This one's all about Germans and Japanese freakiness, friends. It features a Very Special Guest, a tangent or two, a plain-Jane .mp3 file, and a surprising dearth of scatological references. This trainwreck has a little bit of lagniappe, clocking in at about 1 hour and 14 minutes. Enjoy it or else. |
Wed, 16 July 2008  It's the -Douchebags, Douchebags, Douchebags- episode! Why do douchebags get hot chicks? What's the douchebag/b-boy matrix? How do trannies fit into all of this? Do you like my new haircut? Fuckin' skanks!This episode runs about an hour, and the song at the end is -Is She Really Going Out With Him- by Joe Jackson. |
